Dear Diary

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It’s Saturday again so here we go.  If you would like to participate please either click on the picture above or click this link.

RECEIVED THIS FROM A FRIEND TODAY

I am blonde (well really more white than blonde now) and I do enjoy blonde jokes, so I am sharing this with you.  I hope it makes you laugh on this sunny but chilly Saturday.  And spare a thought for that Bob – he must be a saint!

Cooking and cleaning

Magnet on my fridge

THE BLONDES COOKBOOK

Monday 
It’s fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls.

Tuesday
He wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing.  So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when he brought a friend home for supper.

Wednesday
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it improved the rice any.

Thursday
Today he asked for salad again; I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. He asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

Friday
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left

Saturday 
He did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don’t have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason he keeps counting to ten.

Sunday
I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius… I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe. If I can talk him into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.

Diary

 

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23 responses to “Dear Diary

  1. Put all the ingredients in a bowl and beat it–LOL
    Loved this, Judith. Thanks for the laugh.

  2. Priceless – even though I used to be blonde as well! 🙂

  3. I must share this with my blonde daughters! Too funny! Thank you.

  4. Reminds of old Gracie Allen radio routines

  5. I love the one about making a roast by putting the oven on “roast!” Don’t you wonder who dreams these things up? Thanks for sharing the laughter. 🙂

  6. I’m guessing he didn’t marry her for her prowess in the kitchen! 😆

  7. She must be very exciting to live with…

  8. I’m not a blonde, but I got a chuckle from these blonde jokes – especially the fruit salad. I bet the friend didn’t mind a bit 🙂

  9. laughter is , indeed, good for the soul! Thanks for the chuckles, from one blonde to another – well mostly white!

  10. I’m finally catching up again on blog posts. Thanks for your patience! 🙂

    • Elizabeth – catch up is a mammoth task isn’t it? I have been doing the same and reading each one and mostly moving onto the next without making comment. So thank you for the comment and all the like buttons.

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